Straightaphobic

Unreasoning fear of or antipathy toward straight / heterosexuals.

Intense hatred or fear of heterosexuals.

The Lesbians in this city are so straightaphobic they don't except my straight friends and frown upon my socializing with them.

by Iris Diaz November 20, 2011

straightard

The word gay people use to call a straight person a retard.

The opposite of gaytard

Ola: Hey gaytard
Emory: Hey straightard

by silly phillie November 24, 2010

eight straights of fucked up

1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up

"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"

by J Deb September 22, 2005

straightalator

a flat escalator (usually found in airports)

I take the straightalator so I don't have to walk as far in the airport.

I would have missed my flight is it wasn't for the straightalator.

by mkate28 November 15, 2010

straightsplaining

Condescending explanation of something about the LGBTQ+ community and/or experience by a cishet person to a member of the community.

Cishet: You can't be gay, I have a gay friend and you're nothing like them. Gay people are *insert stereotype*
Non-cishet: Please stop straightsplaining my own sexuality.

by a random patato January 11, 2021

straightish

Someone who is 'straightish' is someone that is straight as far as the normal beholder, but has sex with the same gender behind closed doors on a regular basis. One can seem (and be therefore deemed) straightish, or it may have been proven.

"His outfit is perfect! Is he gay?"
"I mean... he's straightish."

or...

"I'd love to suck him."
"He's straight.."
"Ehh... ish."

by Jordan_B February 28, 2010

Straightors

Straightors Used for Straight people who disgust Gay People.

David: Ew look! Straight couple making out! That is so not gay!
Alex: I know right, they are Straightors!

by gayboitheepic August 7, 2020