Strabismic

Cross eyed

Penny; I walked up to his door to cuss his ass out for fkn with my pc and he looked so damn sexy with that golfers hat, I went Strabismic and couldn't even look in his eyes to do it.

Page: Why don't you ravage him already?

Ann: you know you want em

Penny: Fuck you both. He doesn't love me like that he just wants revenge.

Ann; how do you know?

Penny: He refuses to leave the home and bang me on the hood of my car again. Or spoon for hours catching up that matter.

Page: WTF is wrong with you?

Penny: IDK I'm a chicken shit. He is too. the worst part is we never even kissed once lol It was the wierdest emotoin ever felt.

Ann; He never kissed you!

Penny: Nope.

Page: is he gay?

Penny: don't ask dumb questions, I messed up enough already. I love the guy. His voice was my savoir a long time ago. it was all I needed to fall asleep. Was never about sex. I was jk about the car thing

by mssannabellandu October 20, 2009

strabismic

Uneven

The book is at its weakest when it merely summarizes the depositions of the major players and filters excerpts of their testimony through the manifestly strabismic eye of the litigant-author Anita Miller.

by Samojlowicz October 2, 2011

Stabies

1. Another name for actors on stage in theater

I love the actors so much, they're my stabies

by Spooky peach October 18, 2017

Starbies

Another word for coffee in a more muture way.

Do you want to go get starbies?

by Gxisvxhxudh November 23, 2018

Another day another starbies

a saying said by the tik toker anna sitar

Someone: hey wanna go get starbucks

Me: yes another day another starbies

by bad bittie February 24, 2021

strables

a nickname you call someone even when you know they hate it.

"I asked you not to call me strables."

by Margie Prankston October 13, 2006

scrabies

another word for scabies

"ow, my scrabies is bothering me!"

by dreDAWG January 10, 2008