Stosh

An adorable gorgeous drummer

Person one: hey have you seen that awesome drummer guy?

Person two: yeah that's Stosh!
Person one: he's gorgeous!!!

by qakjdavbaebkd September 4, 2013

stosh

a cigarette

I'm going to light a stosh and then put it out in your eye.

by Todd Weberlinski December 13, 2003

STOSH

A poser; a total loser; someone who fakes their death publicly in order to gain sympathy he doesn't deserve.

A man so ugly it would require women to place two paper bags on his head in order to make love with him; revolting.

Secret code for: Stashing your Cock ring

Another word for an asshole.

"I can't believe you sent a fake obituary out on Facebook, you're a total STOSH!"

"I'd screw you, but you're a stosh and a half!"

"I'm wearing my STOSH...can you tell?"

"Shut up, you're a total STOSH!"

by Cork and Pork September 15, 2011

stosh

douche bag.

my grundle itches.
dam you stosh.

by paris (whore) hilton May 1, 2009

stosh

a stupid kid that always dumps you and is a homosexual!!!

Did you hear stosh dumped me for a guy???

by kiki fantana July 31, 2006

stoshing

When a guy shoves his dick down a bitch's throat, except instead of doing it for sexual pleasure, he does it because she needs to shut her fucking mouth.

Bitch 1: "Yeah, well, you know what? I can't let you in, the website specifically said come ready, that means have the money ready. I can't wait for you to count it."

Guy 1: "Man is she a bitch with a big mouth."

Guy 2: "Yeah she needs a good stoshing."

by Tu-vi January 1, 2009

Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015