stoney creek high school

Located in the rich town of Rochester, Michigan, where all the kids get a brand new Ford Escape on their 15th birthdays. The schools name describes the kids in it: "Stoner Creek". Most students go to basement parties where they get wasted and usually receive MIP's in their free time. some common sayings: "this is legendary", "ferda", "turn up", and "turn down for what". Breeds from the boring hell of a middle school, labeled "Hart Middle School", where teachers get suspended for sexual harassment at least twice a month. Stoney is known for it's security guards sending nudes to sophomores & proposing to students. Girls at Stoney Creek wear massive amounts of make up; bronzer in particular.

"Breaking News: Security Guard accused of sending inappropriate texts/photos to student at Stoney Creek High School, tonight at 6."

"Did you hear about that Stoney Creek party? Apparently like 5 kids got mipped."

by beepdeeplittlepeep2 January 14, 2014

Storpey

A seriously underrated Youtuber with some of the best reactions to horror that sadly has a condition on his wrists that prevents him from playing many games nowadays. Thankfully he and his girlfriend (Sparrowmella) have a joint channel where she can play the game and still see his brilliant reactions in tandem with her also-brilliant reactions. His first video was a video of his reactions to him playing F.E.A.R. from 2006 with no gameplay. It became extremely famous and 3 years later he did his reactions to F.E.A.R. 2, which also became extremely famous. After that he started uploading regularly and has played a multitude of games such as Amnesia: Justine, Slender (the original, the Slenderman's Shadow maps, Haunt, Woods and The Arrival), Nightmare House 2, Faster Than Light and Minecraft, among others.. The most recently started series in his joint channel (Storpmella) is Octodad and their first (and still ongoing) was Cry of Fear.

Guy 1: Who are your favorite Youtubers?
Guy 2: Markiplier and Storpey.
Guy 1: I know who Markiplier is but who's Storpey?
Guy 2: The guy that made The Tale of Clive and Billy.
Guy 1: Oh, that video was epic!

by Toa of Gallifrey May 10, 2014

Stoney Crab

How one describes themselves under the influence of marijuana

Dude I’m a Stoney crab off that joint pull.
Bro did you see Declan turned into a Stoney crab off that bong rip.

by BangerFlags August 19, 2020

Do a Stoney

To whinge about “never” seeing your friends or being invited to anything, but never responding when you are.

Don’t do a Stoney mate, you couldn’t make meth Monday last month.

by Voice of Sport May 29, 2020

Stoney Boloney

🔥 A FAKER..Someone who is pretending to be higher than they appear to be.... They are a STONEY BOLONEY

🔥 LOOK..HE'S NOT EVEN INHALING THE JOINT.. HE'S A STONEY BOLONEY

by ClassicRonnie December 1, 2019

stoney baloney

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

by King John the I April 17, 2009

Young Stoney

Another name for American rapper, Post Malone. This was referenced in his album "Stoney," and in his song "Candy Paint," from the so far newest movie in The Fast And The Furious series, multiple times. His real name is Austin Post, and is born on July 4, 1995, the true American holiday. He has earned his name after his love for cigarettes and drugs. Often plays basketball and refers to himself as "White Iverson," just like the song. He calls himself this after basketball star Allen Iverson. Brought up in Dallas, lives close to the Team 10 house. His address has been revealed in a Jake Paul vlog. Some people think that his dad paid Austin's way to the top, but his fans say otherwise. Overall, one of my favorite artists. All he produces are fire songs, and is very talented.

"Bitch, I'm Young Stoney I do what I want," - Candy Paint

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis March 23, 2018