some who says,acts, or writes something so retarded that they can not be described with just one word (it is a combonation of stupid and dork)
Kevin "babe what do you want to do today"
Diana "lets go put M&Ms on layaway"
Kevin "your such a STORK"
Diana "lets go put M&Ms on layaway"
Kevin "your such a STORK"
by Kevin_L December 14, 2008
Get the Storkmug. v: to stalk, or follow, a stork
n: anyone particularly cool or storklike
(is also the root of many other words such as storkathon, and storker)
n: anyone particularly cool or storklike
(is also the root of many other words such as storkathon, and storker)
wow, saturday will be crazy, we're having a storkathon
"hey, quit storking me, you storker"
"but you're just so storky i can't help myself!!"
"hey, quit storking me, you storker"
"but you're just so storky i can't help myself!!"
by the three storks May 15, 2005
Get the Storkmug. by Ailim October 4, 2016
Get the stork itmug. 1. When young children ask their parent(s) where babies come from, the most popular lie *ahem* I mean response is to say, "Oh the stork bought you."
A stork is a large white bird which I know little about.
So basically your parents tell you that a giant bird grabbed a small baby in its mouth and randomly bought it to two people. Or one person as the case may be. In reality your parents probably had wild sex and your mom forgot her pill.
2. 'Stork' is also a brand of margerine which comes in round tubs.
3. It could also be a misspelling of stalk, when one person or persons obsess about and attempt to follow another person or persons without detection.
A stork is a large white bird which I know little about.
So basically your parents tell you that a giant bird grabbed a small baby in its mouth and randomly bought it to two people. Or one person as the case may be. In reality your parents probably had wild sex and your mom forgot her pill.
2. 'Stork' is also a brand of margerine which comes in round tubs.
3. It could also be a misspelling of stalk, when one person or persons obsess about and attempt to follow another person or persons without detection.
1. "Mummy, where do babies come from?"
"Oh the stork brought you."
"Do you think I'm stupid mummy, you charge £300 a go."
2. "Yumm, pass the synthetic butter...what's it called?"
"Stork?"
"Yes, I need to smother Stork over myself."
3. "I'm going to stork Jane tonight."
"You mean stalk?"
"Oh shush I'm talking aloud, you can't hear my misspelling!"
"Oh the stork brought you."
"Do you think I'm stupid mummy, you charge £300 a go."
2. "Yumm, pass the synthetic butter...what's it called?"
"Stork?"
"Yes, I need to smother Stork over myself."
3. "I'm going to stork Jane tonight."
"You mean stalk?"
"Oh shush I'm talking aloud, you can't hear my misspelling!"
by Zelda199 March 14, 2007
Get the storkmug. by brantford winstonworth TGOPBB April 26, 2011
Get the storkingmug. The newest internet meme viral craze; a bit like planking and owling, except you stand on one leg like a stork. You then take a picture and post it on facebook/twitter. The weirder the location, the better.
by storker July 16, 2011
Get the Storkingmug. derives from the German work for erection ... thus it makes a lot of sense that the stork bring babies ..
by wordsmith1001 January 11, 2009
Get the storkmug.