stoon

To stain one's pants or underwear, either from prairie doggin' or from a fart that turns into a shit.

Linda tried to fart but stooned her pants instead. I told her, NO STOONIN' ON THE BAYOU!

by QueerBaitME October 29, 2009

stoon

A girl with a birth defect of the female anatomy, which causes the vaginal lips to expand up to five times of there original mass.

Golly! her vagina lips are that of a stoon.

by fearthefearless June 14, 2011

stooning

Spooning whilst standing

Those two are stooning in that picture

by the_captain December 4, 2014

Stoon Down

To calm down or to chill the fuck out.

When someone is bitching and whining about something and you just want to tell them to shut the fuck up, instead, you tell them to "stoon down".

by Bondi Haggis August 8, 2010