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Stoon

1. n. A stolen pirate ship
2. verb. To be marooned on a beach, desert island, etc. by means of your pirate ship being stolen
"Argh, matey, you be stooned on this godforsaken island!"

"Though it's not originally his, thargh ship be the most vicious stooner on ye seven seas!"

"Ye stoon me, and me booty!"
by pirates lyfe July 25, 2016
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Stoon Down

When someone is bitching and whining about something and you just want to tell them to shut the fuck up, instead, you tell them to "stoon down".
by Bondi Haggis August 8, 2010
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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
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Chicken Nugget Scoon

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.
Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.
by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018
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Your definition will be reviewed soon.

when you submit a definition , a message will show saying "Your definition will be reviewed soon." - and by soon they mean about at least 2 weeks
Your definition will be reviewed soon. -"this definition was probably created 3 weeks before it was posted and reviewed here "
by NotaFortniteSpedkid February 17, 2021
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Soonie, Doongie, Dori

Soonie, Doongie, Dori are Lee Minho's cats (not the actor) who is a member of the kpop boy-group Stray Kids. Remember that he has 3 cats. THREE CATS.
Person 1: hey what are his cat's names?
Person 2: soonie, doongie, dori
by hyukiehae May 31, 2021
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