Statesville

A forgotten place where the mall had only about four stores and an Ihop. The WalMart is Dope Central, where druggies and gangs hung out on Saturday nights, looking for something to smoke and a girl to do. The high schools had more pregnant teens than on television. Sweet 16 meant you go to the DMV, get your driver's permit, and inherit your parents run down cars that're older than you by a decade or so. Weekends meant late night movies and deer hunting. Having fun meant getting high and spray painting abandoned buildings or old train cars. Every day, there would be a new hobo down by the 'Shopping Center', which had more fast food places than shopping destinations. Dating someone meant displaying pictures of you and your partner on Myspace with your tongues down each other's throats. Junior year meant that you could finally drop out. Graduating meant that you can get the hell out of this town, this place that you've been stuck in for the past 18 years of your pathetic life.

I'm from Statesville.

FML.

by toomuchcandyx June 24, 2009

Statesville High School

Located in Statesville NC Otherwise known as GANGLAND when you step on the grounds of statesville high school one of two things will happen 1. you will be shot multiple times in the back 2. You wont get shot cause your gang is more powerful than the other peoples. There mascot is a greyhound their called that for a reason they always running, running from the cops. Which is the opposite of North Iredell High School where you are more likely to slip on someones dip spit

Statesville High School is sorta like nyc streets

by ep444 December 22, 2009

Strongsville

A town south of Cleveland, that is a majority white. It is known for its mall, football team, marching band, and large amount of faggy people.

"Strongsville beat Brunswick again?"

by Lord T. Boncan March 5, 2009

smokesville

a location suitable for the smoking of marijuana without attracting unwanted attention or arrest.

hey man the bowls packed lets get off this road and head to smokesville.

by Mayor of Smokeville March 11, 2007

strongsville high school

A high school filled with white trump supporters who find nothing wrong with saying the n word, a somewhat non mediocre football team, and girls with superiority complexes.

Wow, why would anyone willingly wish to attend strongsville high school.

by ayoayoayo October 9, 2020

StoneyVille

A Lifestyle and a movement for stoners or not,StoneyVille encourages a great mindset to defeat all odds.

StoneyVille takes you too the highest Vibration.

by StoneyVille company May 7, 2019

stoneville

The only place worth trying to live in Rockingham Country, North Carolina

Aren’t you glad that stoneville doesn’t smell like Reidsville?

by Stonedville October 13, 2019