cold rainy night in stoke

If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class

Friend: messi is the best player in the world
Me: but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke

by Big dick tye April 25, 2020

color me stoked

made popular by Heathers the Musical; to be excited about something, usually used in response to good news.

“Ram invited me to his party!” “Color me stoked!”

by okayamelia June 13, 2018

Stoke Tank

A meter used to measure one's most important vitals – their stoke.

My dawgs and I were scooting on some birds along the beach trail listening to yacht rock when I saved a turtle from choking on a plastic straw. my stoke tank was frooothing.

by HandsomeSolo November 30, 2019

Stoking

The action of lighting a blunt/joint with a bowl that is still rolling.

The bong at the party was almost empty, but while it was still lit, Jeremy started stoking a blunt to keep the sesh going

by sprunkbluntz June 26, 2020

#Stolen Valor

In addition to the Stolen Valor Act of 2013 (Federal law), Stolen Valor (Urban Dictionary) also encompasses the flaunting of prior peacetime military service (by way of hat/cap or other military garb), in order to obtain undeserved social benefits and/or in order to seek admiration, act cool, or be macho. Example: When a prior peacetime service member contracts a serious, sometimes-fatal disease, caused by prior intravenous, illicit drug use and thereafter that service member deceitfully obtains disability benefits from the U.S. Government and later uses a "Disabled Vet" license plate in order to park in handicapped spaces, when that individual's physical limitations are not impaired whatsoever.

Just another case of a parking thief using #Stolen Valor when nothing is wrong with them. A simple case of #Stolen Valor, urban style. He/she is just using #Stolen Valor to get in front of the others. If it were not for his/her #Stolen Valor, he/she would have to wait like the rest of us.

by Unstoppable Karma September 20, 2019

Stokelord

Someone who is always full of stoke. No matter the situation, the individual remains stoked.

Oh my god, Elliot is such a stokelord.

by Nemsley January 12, 2011

spoken salami

Very old and moldy salami

Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.

by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021