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Sean Mcstravick is a stoichbag
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Stoic

A person who chooses to express no or little emotion, even in extreme situations. Considered to be surprisingly intelligent as well as beautiful. Also can be seen randomizing the streets on a regular basis.
Even though his hair was on fire, the stoic continued to play chess undaunted.
by 7 June 23, 2003
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stodgic

having or demonstrating noble forbearance
Boxers are so stodgic it's hard to know when they're hurt.
by Grammie Spuhler January 31, 2009
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Stoicism

Guy: I fucked yer mom
Stoic: Ok 🗿
Those with stoicism likely don't give a fuck
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Stoic Beatbox

The Stoic Beatbox is no ordinary child.
It has multiple genitalia, two vaginas to be exact.

One in the front and one in the back (No Anal Glands) So yes, that means it defecates out its 2nd vagina.
Hence, it has no testicles.
This explains its ability to sound like a woman. Because it is in fact a transsexual.

Stoic usually will concur that it is the best at everything and makes outrageous claims and insults that would only make sense to an autistic pre schooler. When it attempts to beatbox and attempts an Inward K it sounds like the equivalent to a bowling ball being dropped onto a baby seal, and its technicality sounds like a tornado of rusty nails hitting an old folks home.
The Stoic may be plagued by Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a defect that makes semen produce from its lactation glands (Nipples)

The Stoic is a lonely child with a face resembling Smeagle with ginger cornrows and a rainbow handle bar moustache and stretched ears with Hello Kitty plugs.
The Stoics future career will likely consist of tons and tons of men using their cocks as hammers on his face.
Stoic Beatbox; (beatboxing)

Man; What kind of fuckery is that!

Stoic Beatbox; Dude, you wanna battle, fight meh bro!

Man; What is wrong with you kid..

Stoic Beatbox; Nothing I am just a God. Watch yourself you imbecile, Your inevitable defeat is looming.
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stoichiometry

The reason that we ALL fail Chemistry......

A word usually fallowed by the phrase "you'll get it, your smart"
What the hell is stoichiometry
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Stoicism

The ancient philosophy of Epictetus, Seneca the Younger, and Marcus Aurelius, among others. Stoicism focuses on living a virtuous life, and devoting yourself fully to your task at hand, while stressing indifference to the events outside of your control. Stoicism teaches that the quality of life depends entirely on the individual, and that events can only make you persistently depressed or unhappy when you are a faggot.

Stoics experience emotion like any other person, they have just realized that it is a self-harming choice to allow emotions to effect your well-being after the initial emotional reaction has passed.

A Stoic is, in effect, the extreme polar opposite of an emo.
Person 1: I find it amazing how Brian continues to exert amazing effort in his career, keep a polite demeanor around others, and continue to ritually hit the gym every morning even though his wife died last month.

Person 2: Brian practices Stoicism, he knows that reducing work ethic, ceasing politeness, or jeopardizing his health because his wife died is completely illogical.
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