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strecker

a fat slut who upon entering a room has already spotted her prey. they lerk at partys and usually are the known hot girls fat sidekick.
dude a strecker tried to hook up with me, she pulled down my pants and i slaped that bitch in the face with my cock.
by tony maloni October 25, 2006
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facebook stocker

Someone who stocks up on an abnormally large amount of friends on facebook for the purpose of stalking.
Gack, the facebook stocker is stocking up on more victims again for him to stalk.
by KomKastKable Guy December 16, 2009
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Stocker

1. A strong son-of-a-gun who loads up the shelves with consumer goods, in retail outlets.

2. The name of a long-forgotten 1986 Bally/Sente arcade game, in which you drive the "General Lee" from Florida to California, avoiding cops, and trying not to run out of gas. A very primitive game, by today's standards -- or even the standards of the early 1990s. Not a bad time-killer, though.
I find myself humming "Stocker"'s in-game theme when I'm driving on a long stretch of highway...
by Jason L. April 14, 2005
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Stocker

A guy who manages to get girls lined up, and then fails to get them buy fucking it up somehow.
Marco: Damn, it was going so well with her and then my tiny penis ruined it.

Ben: Ah you always ruin it with girls that you like. You're such a stocker
by lolnosozlol January 1, 2012
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Streckerism

The thoughts and opinions of certain Army IP's that may or may not be a correct or "standard" way of doing things, but usually expedites actions of younger pilots.
That's the Rucker way of doing things, but here is how I do it. It's more of a Streckerism, but always works for me.
by BW1, crewdog October 18, 2012
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stocker

Used at drag tracks mostly, Describes a car that looks "stock" (no moddifications done to the car, very plain, normal looking.) But is VERY fast.
a stock looking chevelle goes down the track and runs 195mph@9 secs

"WOW, That car is a stocker"
"Its a stocker"
by James May 13, 2005
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Stockers

I'll be through Stockers sometime in May, it's gonna be frikin amazing - loads of uhhm... intelligent Scandis!! Huzzah!!
by Siesjo April 19, 2011
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