Slodgy

slodgy is a term most commonly used to describe poos that contain some hardened chunks of poo burried within that lovely wet exterior. However, sometimes these chunks can stick out of the side and be seen fairly clearly. The most common cause for slodgy poos are consuming too many bum hairs, the stinkier the bum hairs the more chance you will have slodgy poos when you go to the bathroom.

Might delete later, just did a slodgy poo

What a succulent batty, i bet they have lots of slodgy poos

by JimmysGiantBattyCheeks April 25, 2021

stoddy job

A kind of job that would involve the participant only completing no more than 50 % of a given task
A "stoddy Job" would be a job that would never be completed in full.
this also would involve the participant suddenly flaking

out midway through a job and unable to finish
Some cases of a "Stoddy job" have been known for the participant completing as low as 2% of a job
most cases of a "stoddy job" that have been recorded is that the participant would have a defining feature

this feature would be that the participant has a ruthless pie head

Why is that guy with the ruthless pie head flaked out on the floor? hes done a "stoddy job"

by patty cakes 1 October 24, 2011

stodgic

having or demonstrating noble forbearance

Boxers are so stodgic it's hard to know when they're hurt.

by Grammie Spuhler January 31, 2009

Slodgy

Usually used to describe the feeling of being sluggish or drowsy while being in a state of exhaustion.

"I should probably go to bed now, my mind is getting to that slodgy point."

by ItoldyouIwoulddoit October 6, 2011

Stedgy

The state of mind change that happens when something is so boring, steady, or repetitious that one becomes on edge.

He was on the midnight shift, all the equipment was running smooth, so he was becoming stedgy.

by dingosteeps June 12, 2009

stodge

Something sort of heavy and thick in the way of food, often devoid of any real nutritional content. Used often in Britain (for obvious reasons).

Bloke 1: "I say, Wallace, one can receive a free Pudsey Bear from the offer on the back of this ReddiBrek oatmeal box."
Bloke 2: "ReddiBrek tastes like sawdust; I'm not eating that stodge."

by pyrex_fish April 17, 2006

Stodge

A derogatory term for someone who thinks that's they are god's gift to the earth

See that Owen guy, he's a total stodge

by MuffDiver420 April 5, 2019