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stocky

stocky is a form of albino, usually a result of a nuclear accident, e.g. cherynobl
that fucking albino stocky had sex with clare
by isach November 2, 2004
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cocky stocky

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.
Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"
by MUSH123 December 17, 2011
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Stocky Bahko

A relentless permeation coming from the vagina, which is produced from a constant flow of putrid vaginal secretions.
If she sits down and a green gas mushroom clouds from her vagina.......that bitch got Stocky Bahko!
by Edumacationator March 6, 2010
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Stocky Palm Tree

A slang term for marijuana. My mother accidentally inspired this while in a hemp shop in Southern Cali.

Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.
Story behind it:::

Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?

Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!

Mom, more baffled than me: Really?

Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.

Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.

Me: Not quite.
by JMF <3 April 7, 2007
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stocky gnocchi

sad to see that robin hood is in fact robin wood
when he penetrated me from behind i saw in the mirror that he wasnt doing it to save the community but to satisfy his stocky gnocchi.
by Krkič September 28, 2019
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Stocky

Definition: Selling a stock before it takes off!

Typical this word is used when a boomer with a receding hairline and oral fixation sells his shares before it takes off.

A Stocky is typically seen on twitch in a hot tub, often day dreaming about an extremely hairy Persian man.
Hey this boomer just pulled a stocky!

A man with a receding hairline selling a stock before it takes off.
by Thxforsubbin February 23, 2021
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Stockie

A derogatory word for someone who prefers to play with "stocks" or "lives" in a PvP (player versus player) video game, typically a 2d platform fighter
by rekt5000 November 8, 2021
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