If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.
Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.
Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?
Friend #1 - Of course I do.
Friend #2 - Are they wet?
Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.
Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.
Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?
Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?
Friend #1 - Of course I do.
Friend #2 - Are they wet?
Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.
Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.
Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?
Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
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Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
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THEY ARE EXTREMLY WILD AND YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT FOR EM.
THEY ARE EXTREMLY WILD AND YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT FOR EM.
Johnny was flashing his new crisp 100 dollar bill trying to be a stack boy. A real Stack Boy came up and smacked him with a stack of money, while saying, "You don't got stacks nigga!!" You aint part of dem Stack Boyz
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Chessa: You should murder sheep in their sleep and make him your stockboy.
Chessa: You should murder sheep in their sleep and make him your stockboy.
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