Stanton

A pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. Most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. A guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a Stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. If you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.

No example does him justice.

He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.

Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.

Beware, for he is watching.

Stanton.

by TheBastardPrince February 8, 2014

Stont

When you're high off of five joints it's stoned; when you smoke 10 joints it's stont

Tony: I put the "t" in stont!

by bloodyblackcat July 16, 2011

Stantastic

A "Polish" engineering report full of color and bullshit, containing little useful content. Features colors from the Polish flag. Very likely to please Dr. Stan "The Man" Lukowski.

This Dynamical Systems report is Stantastic....just look at all the red!

by DS Student suffering in the lab April 25, 2005

Stanty

the sensation of being tickled

My arm felt stanty when he tickled it.

by stantyyyyy June 23, 2010

stoat

Scots slang, meaning to wander around aimlessly.

"I was just stoating aboot the toon"

by Sirius1982 April 28, 2008

stoat-the-baw

Scottish dialect slang for Child Molester.

- Judges are coming doon hard as fuck on stoat-the-baw, Ray's telling him.
-I thoat she wis sixteen. She telt me she wis, Ocky protests, them smiles at me, an all-lads-together smile.

From Filth, by Irvine Welsh.

by Felix Shaw September 22, 2007

sly old stoat

a very sexy person possibly a love interest.

robyn - im sick of my bad luck with men
charlotte- i know i wanna find mr right
mary- im looking for a minky musky stoat
lauren- switswoo look at that sly old stoat over there

by robyn o brien January 29, 2008