by H2opolowinner October 13, 2010
Get the Joke on Stilts mug.Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.
Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.
Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.
Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.
by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010
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A verb used to describe the past action of having been seduced by the professional rower and olympian Matthew Stoltz. The word is aptly applied to and female (or male) who has fallen prey to his charm, good looks, and unbridled wit, only to later find out they were nothing more than a transient tool to satisfy his narcissistic and insatiable sexual appetite.
Girl: "Yea, I know Matt really well. We dated for a week a few months ago."
Boy: "haha! You THINK you dated him.. You just got Stoltzed!"
Boy: "haha! You THINK you dated him.. You just got Stoltzed!"
by Matthew Loftus January 25, 2008
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Get the Stilts mug.Cunt Stilts can also be referred to as female legs but in more of a derogatory way. Just like you wouldn't call a women a Cunt you wouldn't call her legs Cunt Stilts.
Dude#1: "Hey look at that hottie over there!" "Nice legs!"
Dude#2 "Man she looks like a stuck up cunt. Those aren't legs! They're cunt stilts. Let her hobble out of here on those Cunt Stilts before my pimp hand gets too strong!
Dude#2 "Man she looks like a stuck up cunt. Those aren't legs! They're cunt stilts. Let her hobble out of here on those Cunt Stilts before my pimp hand gets too strong!
by Lance.Pimpstrong June 21, 2010
Get the Cunt Stilts mug.To punctuate a conversation with pauses. Oftentimes, the pauses are because the person is coming up with witty puns.
Similar to the adverb "stiltedly".
Similar to the adverb "stiltedly".
Josh and Selome kept stilting the conversation with puns, but luckily Katelyn knew to expect this.
It was difficult to follow the conversation because both parties kept stiliting.
It was difficult to follow the conversation because both parties kept stiliting.
by DylanSchiff July 26, 2010
Get the stilting mug.A creature not of this world, but user of its bathrooms. When it's done it leaves behind terror; terror and a basketball sized chocolate mud-baby.
"Dumple-Stilt-Skin just annihilated the boy's bathroom!!!!"
(Watch Robot Chicken to see this creature)
(Watch Robot Chicken to see this creature)
by G.I. Joe and J.K.-47 November 4, 2006
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