Stiffen

To stiffen someone means to give someone a right good beating so they are stiff in the morning. If you stiffen someone they won't know what's hit them. Said to have originated in Glasgow, Scotland.

Example 1:
Jock: Here mate did you see stiffen Bobby last night?
Div: Oh aye, he will be stoatin about this morning!
Example 2:
Jock: Shut it or all stiffen you!
Davy: Awright the come ahead ya fud!

by Jock McTavish March 22, 2013

stifflers mom

N. A term exactly similar to milf but usually one who will actually get with the younger boys she attracts.
(obviously originating from American Pie Series)

CJ; oh my she is such a milf, do you think she's like stacey's mom or stifflers mom ?

by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

Stiffler

Taken from the "American Pie/Wedding" movie series.

Noun: Someone who is optimistic, self-centered, and completely oblivious to his effects on others.

Verb: When a person completely ruins something by obliviously being himself.

"Dude, we were having a good time, until Bob started dancing and completely stifflered the party."

by NewsBruin January 15, 2004

Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh

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by big boi anti soy January 30, 2019

Stiffler

the real definition for stiffler is a ledegenary guy how holds great status amoungst males and females.

what Ian pulled three ladies then had sex with them all? yeah but he's no stiffler.

by SeanX May 13, 2003

Jehovah's stiffness

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.

E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!

by swany01 May 14, 2008

travel stiffness

The unconscious act of Male arousal through the monotonous motion of a motorised vehicle or The vibration of the motor felt though the seat of the vehicle.

The vibration from the motor of the bus gave Gabriel a case of travel stiffness.

by Bubbles91 October 20, 2015