Glow Stick Dick

When a man breaks his erect dick, spilling blood out giving it a red glow. Like a glow stick.

Phillip: I just broke in my new glow stick dick.
Grant: wtf Phillip.

by Sammy S Stiffy January 21, 2020

pool stick dick

A rare decease of that when you fall asleep next to somebody, your penis becomes like a pool stick, but bendy like a twizzler, there is no cure

Bro watch out from my pool stick dick tonight, it might get you

by Mr. Smarts591 March 1, 2016

hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

by P-Mo March 19, 2014

pixie stick dick

A really thin dick with nuthin but dust sperm inside. Corny ass dick game basically

That nigga think he all dat wit his pixie stick dick

by Anonymous3234 January 20, 2009

fish stick dick

It's when a guys junk smells like fish.

Angie: Rhonda don't have sex with Ronnie!
Rhonda: Why?
Angie: Cause he has fish stick dick

by Obj1310 September 3, 2016

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021

Glow Stick Dick

When a man frustrates you so much you want to snap them in half and shake them!

You are being such a glow stick dick right now, I recommend you step away.

by Mickeybuny November 7, 2025