When someone cums right on the top of you head, much like the feeling of a seagull crapping on your skull from a height.
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total fucking shithead with only one facial expression.
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one
steven segal: you better put that gun down son. you dont want
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.
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White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.
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I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber
I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.
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