Donnie Stevenson

Cocaine

Had some Donnie Stevenson last weekend and hit two dingers.

by Diesel Donnie May 3, 2021

Stevenson

simply means 'the best sex you'll ever have'. If you meet someone with the name Stevenson and you play your cards right....wow...lucky you!

Stevenson = ooooOOOO

by michhan01 December 8, 2010

stevejob

To take an existing product, paint it glossy white, sell it for three times its worth and claim to have invented it.

an iPod is just an MP3 player that's been given a stevejob.

by Brandelf August 13, 2008

Creamy Stevenson

How the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before cumming he pulls out and cums into the palm of his hand. He then takes that hand full of jizz and slaps the chick in the face with it. For extra surprise, the jizz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. This is more commonly known as the Creamy Stevenson Surprise.

Sam: Would you bone Meagan round the back on the bins?
Marc: No way, everyone else has done it already!
Sam: What if you gave her the Creamy Stevenson?
Marc: Oh well then I would. Those are awesome!

by Hutchi88 August 17, 2009

A Stevejob

The Stevejob is a sex act in which one partner uses a vibrating Apple product as a dildo and penetrates the other partner's sexual orifice of choice.

"Michael just gave Emily a Stevejob... He might wanna clean his phone case after that."

by SkeuZ September 2, 2014

Steventology

The religion of Apple users with Steve Jobs as their L. Ron Hubbard of the cult.

To accuse Apple of anything wrong is in direct violation of Steventology.

by Cursor_ September 13, 2007

Steventon

A Steventon is generally someone who commands vast amounts of respect. This is a term used to generalize someone who can relate to either being super awesome, incredibly cool or super awesome. Oh wait mentioned that one already.

Look at that Steventon over there scrapping with his beezy on thiz in the bay!

by thuglife101 March 17, 2009