Stephen King

1: A gigachad writer known for releasing like, a novel a year. Mostly known for his horror, he's also done some sci-fi stuff. He made It, The Shining, and The Shawschank Redemption.
2: A term referring to somebody who writes a lot.

Man did you read the new Stephen King?
Oh she's such a Stephen King.

Stephen King by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

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Stephen King

A fuck stick from the great state of Georgia who shares the name of the greatest writer ever! He is skilled in sending sexual texts to other peoples wifes while at the same time bad mouthing his own wife to anyone who will listen.

Hey baby whatcha doin' up so late? Are you on facebook chat with that asshole Stephen King again? That cucksucking bastard needs his ass whooped in a bad way.

Stephen King by Anti-Asshole November 8, 2010

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Stephen King

Someone who makes novels and short stories.

Stephen King is not a king

Stephen King by Pillockss2 March 26, 2026

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Stephen King-ed it.

When a movie, book, or story being told by a friend tells a wonderful story, with vivid colors and great imagination, but absolutely fucks up the ending with something that doesn't make any sense and seems like the ending was created by a cat or some other animal.

Friend 1: Dude, I watched Fight Club over the weekend. Those last 5 minutes were the worst movie ending ever.

Friend 2: Oh my god, they sure Stephen King-ed it.

Stephen King-ed it. by DrObviousSubscribesSense June 14, 2010