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Stephen King 

A fuck stick from the great state of Georgia who shares the name of the greatest writer ever! He is skilled in sending sexual texts to other peoples wifes while at the same time bad mouthing his own wife to anyone who will listen.
Hey baby whatcha doin' up so late? Are you on facebook chat with that asshole Stephen King again? That cucksucking bastard needs his ass whooped in a bad way.
Stephen King by Anti-Asshole November 8, 2010

Stephen King

Someone who makes novels and short stories.
Stephen King by Pillockss2 March 26, 2026

Stephen King-ed it. 

When a movie, book, or story being told by a friend tells a wonderful story, with vivid colors and great imagination, but absolutely fucks up the ending with something that doesn't make any sense and seems like the ending was created by a cat or some other animal.
Friend 1: Dude, I watched Fight Club over the weekend. Those last 5 minutes were the worst movie ending ever.

Friend 2: Oh my god, they sure Stephen King-ed it.

[pulling a Stephen King] 

A point in a book, movie, TV show, or internet fiction story where a child or children or harmed or killed.
"Dude, they were totally pulling a Stephen King when they killed those two kids in The Happening!"

Stephan King 

The masters of Horror!
person 1: OMG that scared me sooo much!

person 2:He's a total Stephan King!
Stephan King by Christine Doyle August 3, 2008

Stephening

When a person has an gicantic uncontrollable facial spazom, one that can't help but be laughed at.
"Woah tha guy has a terrible case of the twitches..." "Lmfao he's Stephening!"
Stephening by iDisturbed January 17, 2009