Steal on you

Beat some one up and messed their face up.

Oooh this girl stole on that lil skinny hoe friday after school.

by Nayna May 13, 2005

Steal on you

To bully, intimidate, and take something from someone, especially repeatedly.

If some bully takes your lunch money everyday, or steals your sneakers every time you walk home from school... he sees you as weak and thinks he can steal on you

by VegaPrime April 19, 2018

I didn't make you steal it, bitch

Yeah, no, don't let that fucking Mexican back here until I get my money. I don't give a fuck what the Supreme Court says.

Hym "Hey, I didn't make you steal it, bitch. OK? I said 'I'm creating AI. If you steal it or try to steal it without paying me I will murder a child.' Dr. Jordan Peterson read all of that (and cried about it) and was actively using my work in his public speeches. And then he had 'the world's leading expert in AI' on his show the day after I rendered what he was saying about AI being unable to perceive UNTRUE. And with in a week we had usable AI that became part of the mainstream overnight. You're lucky I don't have an itchy trigger finger. So, I know at least one of you motherfuckers saw it. I told you not to fucking steal it. You stole it. I have yet to be credited or paid. The jig is up. It's time to shit or get off the pot. I'm not letting those overpaid cripples put a bulwark of lawyers up in front of me so they don't have to pay me. They did not give a fuck what the law says when they took it and they don't give a fuck if I stab your daughter, so, neither do I. They planned on stealing it and then hiding behind billions of dollars worth of lawyers and I'm not letting them do it and if you're going to then you might as well bring me a terminally ill kid for me kill because you're doing this to yourself at this point."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks

The second this is over I am going to be the only person involved here who doesn't regret their actions. I'm going to lead every single person affected against you YouTube cocksuckers. You shows are done. Your influence will by gone. Your manufactured consensus will disappear.

Hym "I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks. One of you is going realize how bad it gets for you and the second the aggrieved parties are able to aggregate one of you will turn on the rest and there will be no sympathy for the rest of you. I'm going to have you bastards looking like the numanuma guy. You're going to be paying your bills wil hypothetical dollars."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

All You Can Steal

Another word for "All You Can Eat"; used to describe the tendency of some people to take things out of All You Can Eat buffets (such as condiment packages, food, etc.) in order to use them later. Since you are usually not allowed to take food out of such buffets, this is usually considered stealing.

After leaving the All You Can Steal Buffet: Bob, Ed, and Jim compared their spoils...
Ed: Heh, what did you guys get?
Bob: I got four sausages and a napkin!
Ed: Ha! I got SEVEN sausages and TWO napkins!
Jim: AMATEURS! I got TWENTY sausages, THREE napkins, and TWO sets of silverware!

by Zea1ot August 7, 2010

you wouldn't steal a car

An idiotic PSA comparing pirating a 1 GB movie file and stealing a full blown $50k+ 2 ton vehicle. The phrase was a part of an anti-piracy campaign called "Piracy, It's a Crime" created by Motion Picture Association. The PSA paints piracy as a bad thing even though it helps people living in 3rd world countries, aids developers test out software, and opens artists up to a whole new world of software.

"You wouldn't download a car" is a common variant of the phrase, originally created by Reddit user augreeko on /r/funny.

you wouldn't steal a car
you wouldn’t steal a handbag
you wouldn’t steal a television
you wouldn’t steal a movie

Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY. IT’S A CRIME.

by DisgustingWeebs February 19, 2017

wet your steel

To stab anothher with a metal object.

Be fearless when you carry your knife, don't be afraid to wet your steel.

by lahiredgun March 5, 2009