Samitis

The tendency of a person to kill every funny joke said in the presence of that person. Then they will try to laugh about it and pretend they did it on purpose, but they really didnt.

Known Cures:
1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny

"what did u do last night?"-person
"your mom! hahahahaa"-person afflicted with Samitis

by Cockrates May 26, 2008

A-Semitism

A belief that Semites such as Arabs and Jews should be completely absent of society and have no influence. Coined by Ferenc Szálasi of the Arrow Cross Party. From the Greek prefix of A- meaning without and Semitism derived from the Semitic peoples.

Person A: Jews do not belong in society!
Person B: That's an example of Anti-Semitism
Person A: No it's A-Semitism

by Beelz3bub May 28, 2021

Rusty Steamwhistle

A girl with diarrhea that's getting fucked in the ass then has a massive explosion that escapes under pressure around your dick.

Dude I was poundin your mom's ass when she let out a rusty steamwhistle and shouted "Quittin' Time Son!"

by Rusty Posse December 29, 2010

Anti-semitism

1) The act of persecuting, bullying, discriminating, and/or committing crimes against or upon another individual(s) or group of persons based on, because of, or due to their moral or Christian or Jewish beliefs, or/and disability, or due to their religious appearance or speech (Nun, Sister, Priest, etc); 2) for a, or because of, difference(s) of (a) moral religion or beliefs, righteous lifestyle, or because the victim worships or serving the only Living GOD of Israel; 3) The act of doing crimes or persecuting the moral without a justifiable cause; 4) judicial discrimination against an employee, defendant, or plaintiff because of moral beliefs or faith, moral act, or moral stance/stand; 5) The act of committing a crime(s) to acquire the land, property (ies), business, home, or possession(s) of a Christian, Jew, disabled, or aged person; 6) the hatred of righteousness, goodness, wisdom, and/or morality; 7) Is the BASIS of terrorism see: the UN International definition of Terrorism, and USA Federal law The Patriot Act; 8) An action or act that causes a Christian or Jew displacement (Federal law); 9) To force a person's will or immorality upon upon a person of moral beliefs or faith because of hate for their religious differences or beliefs; 10) To fulfill, make, and/or act upon threats made to another based on the victim's Christian or Jewish faith, religion, or beliefs (Biblical, Christian, Torah).

"It is anti-semitism to persecute a Christian or Jew, simply because you are a Pagan".; " I am going to change your (their) life !'; " I have anti-semitism against you for your moral beliefs and stand !"; "We are going to human traffic them, because they are a Jew and we are not !"; "The political Party committed anti-semitism today....".

by The 'Beaver' April 8, 2019

Pan-Semitism

Noun
1. the idea or advocacy of a political alliance or union of all Afro-Asiatic and Semitic people including Jews, Arabs, Assyrians, Palestinians, Tigrayans, Mauritanians, Amharans and Somalis.

Schindler: Israel and Palestine are hating each other. What's a plan in order to stop the war?

Sam: Introducing Pan-Semitism to them

by Porg009 November 16, 2018

Anti-Semitism

The act of prejudice of Jews, commonly associated with the Holocaust and Hitler's ongoing loathe for Jews. If you support Anti-Semitism you are the fucktard.

Edward: Lily, just learned about Anti-Semitism and Hitler's disdain for Jews—bad guy.
Lily: Damn didn't know that—but yes, Hitler was a bad little dude!!

by ohjohnny March 14, 2021

steamfish

When someone is a batiman!

Mans likes some steamfish eh?
Hey Damian, you like a little steam in ya fish eh?

by Steamfish October 11, 2018