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Steamed Clam 

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.
My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.
Steamed Clam by jtrier1 April 28, 2023

Orlando Steamed Clam 

When a lady has been in the saltwater all day and you eat her out in the sand then she doesn't clean herself and you eat the "leftovers" later in the day.
"Ooo Rachel I can't wait for dinner and some of your Orlando Steamed Clam."

Steamed Clams 

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams
1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers

Steamed Clams 

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.
"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"
Steamed Clams by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023

cape cod clam steamer 

The cape cod clam steamer, aka cccs, is a sex position. You go to cape cod, dig up some clams in the ocean, and then boil the by forcing them up your gf's vagina.

clam steamer 

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.
"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."