Pennsylvania's Team

The Pittsburgh Steelers! They have won more superbowls and more AFC championships than any other team in NFL history. Favored in 95% of PA, most Pennsylvanians don't even know that PA has 2 NFL teams.

If the Cowgirls are "America's Team," the Steelers are "Pennsylvania's team."

by dickfitzentite January 27, 2011

America's Team

The Dallas Cowboys. The term originated in a highlight film in 1978 about the football team. Many other teams have tried to steal the nickname but failed because apparently they're unable to come up with anything original themselves. It's like trying to call Saint Paul, Minnesota Hockeytown - it's just not right; Detroit coined the term, thus it's theirs.

They appear on television so often that their faces are as familiar to the public as presidents and movie stars. They are the Dallas Cowboys, "America's Team."
-Bob Ryan, 1978

I love that on Thanksgiving day I can turn the TV on and always see America's Team playing.

It's been a while since America's Team won a Superbowl, hopefully Romo won't choke again this year.

by Common7Sense January 25, 2010

America's Team

Not the Dallas Cowboys, but the Green Bay Packers as many people believe. First off, the Packers are not owned by a single person, but the city of Green Bay and the stockholders. They are the only professional team to have this financial setup. The Cowboys, however, are owned by a redneck retard. Secondly, the Packers have 12 NFL championships, three of which were Super Bowls (I, II, and XXXI). Also, the Packers have won three consecutive championships not once, but twice, once with Lambeau and once with Lombardi. The reason that the Packers aren't recognized for these feats are because many people, including the sports writers on ESPN, don't recognize the NFL championships won before the Super Bowl era. The Dallas Cowboys, however, have only won 5 NFL championships. Lastly, the Packers have been in existence since 1919, joining the NFL in 1921, and the Cowboys have only been in existence since 1960. So in conclusion, the Packers are the real America's Team because they represent humble beginnings, small town America, small town success, the caring support of a community, perseverance, the team owned and for the people, and the American Dream. The Cowboys, on the other hand, represent corporate America as a whole.

The Green Bay Packers are the real America's Team.

by oshqwerty September 14, 2008

America's Team

What we call the Dallas Cowboys, but we don't exactly know why.

I gotta get home from church so I can watch America's Team lose again.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

God's Team

Similar to America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys, The Denver Broncos are a treasure from God. God sent his only son Tebow down from Heaven to bless the team. He was born of the virgin Cheerleader and Mike Shannahan. He runs, passes, and prays for our sins so that one day we may all sit at the right hand of the Father, John Elway.

Dude 1: How did the Broncos pull that shit off man! The first play in over time? WOW that was sick!

Dude 2: Bro, you should have known, the Broncos are God's Team.

by stormycolorado January 14, 2012

America's Team

Not the Dallas Cowboys, but the Boston Red Sox. No team has more of a national following than the Red Sox. Their fans are even called "Red Sox Nation".

The Boston Red Sox are the REAL America's Team.

by Captain Jean-Luc Picard January 2, 2009

Dylan’s Team

Refers to someone who is really shitty at something, usually sports or fantasy football.

“Who do you play this week?” “I’m playing a total Dylan’s team bro lmao, easy W.”

by gg 3-0 September 23, 2018