Not Steak

not steak (NOT-stake)

noun. something that is definitely not steak, but claims to be. It may be in some way associated with steak, but it is definetely not steak. If you see something that claims it is steak, when it clearly is not, alert everyone in the room, and discard of the object. If you come in contact with a person who claims to be steak, steal their wristwatch and sell it to a Chinese merchant.

THAT'S NOT STEAK! Seriously! It isn't! Just look at it! My father left me when I was a young boy. I just want someone to love me.

by Jaack August 21, 2007

Steak

A female who wears small amounts of clothing and tries to attract other males through her looks and/or actions.

"See that girl over there?"
"Yeah"
"You better watch yourself 'cause she's a total steak"

by J.Mar September 28, 2014

Steak

Good stuff that comes from cows.

Mom; Saints, STOP THAT!!!!! Pick up that knife and cut up that steak.

Saints; that steak is too thick to cut with a knife, I have no choice than to pick it up and bite it.

by Saints October 23, 2003

Steaking

The ritual where one covers their body in raw steak and calls to the steak God through a series of low pitched yells.

Steven's love for steak can only be fully expressed through his daily steaking sessions.

by Brillton June 29, 2014

Steak

The most fucking delicious thing known to mankind, especially when it’s dripping with all that red juice!

Guy: Want some steak?
Guy #2: Hell YEAH!
Guy: Sorry, I was kidding. Steak is too good for you!
Guy #2: Bastard

by FaithUnicorn678 February 22, 2019

steaks on steaks on steaks

A sexual act amongst body builders often performed after steroid injections, where a man eats a steak off of another man's genitalia using a third man's genitalia as the eating utensil.

Great workout bro, lets finish it off with some juice and steaks on steaks on steaks.

by AngeBRO June 8, 2011

Steak

A general slang word when a guy is talking to other guys to describe that a woman is attractive . It can mean slightly attractive to very attractive .

Damn , that chick I saw on the beach, she was a STEAK !.

by Hef December 9, 2007