Social 'Dick'stancing

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.

"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."

by KayYo21 March 21, 2020

staching

the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since

by thewebguy March 7, 2005

Stutching Stick

A stick used to stutch a fire, move around the logs, an outdoor fire poker

Use the Stutching Stick to situate that log on the fire better

by Stutcher April 6, 2021

Stenching

Means farting

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.

by lockenload23 January 4, 2017

Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around

MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Slunching

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

tc stachington

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.

(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."

by classikjane March 9, 2015