Guilt Status Update

A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.

Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."

by That One Fucking Guy August 12, 2012

Idgetory Status Update

The status off being an Idget (idiot)

Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update

by theheem April 24, 2019

update your status

A Facebook reference that occurs when someone comes to you with something that happened a long time ago and is really old.

"But I thought you were working on a novel?" Nameless, uninformed person asks.

"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."

by Charmayne K. April 13, 2010

Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

by Take 2 June 5, 2014

shatus update

A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.

Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.

by spumoni April 22, 2010

Slatus Update

An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'

"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"

by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012