Starched

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

snatched my weave

A phrase used to describe being astoundingly impressed

Holy shit! Did you see their dance choreography? Parris Goebel just totally snatched my weave

by Cocomon March 4, 2016

snatched

Used to take the place of 'on fleek', 'perfect', 'on point' or 'fashionable'.

Girl your outfit is snatched. Your make-up snatched huny. They just hatin cause im always snatched.

by plumcoco October 10, 2016

snatched

a popular term in the gay community referring to good looks, fierceness, or something good.

"that wig is snatched hunny! is it real or synthetic?"

by flipandtwist2x September 12, 2011

weave snatched

When the tea is too good and you’re extremely shook

Person 1- sis you won’t believe the tea I have for you today
*spills tea*
Person 2 - sis the tea was piping hot weave snatched

by sister shooketh December 30, 2018

Snatched

To slay someone so hard, their weave flies off into the distance.

Omg Beyoncé had me snatched with her pregnancy announcement and her Grammys preformance!

by Breethequeen April 22, 2017