starter salad

Marijuana that is smoked just before a meal in order to enhance the experience of eating, as if it were part of the meal.

Riley: Hey man, you ready to go out to dinner?

Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.

Riley: Alright, I'm D.

by Criler September 1, 2009

starter swag

an athlete who has such swag, that one would assume that person is a starter on the team.

hey that football player looks pretty cool" "yea he got that starter swag

by ocelotboss January 8, 2011

starter-stash

1. The sad, pathetic and always disgusting beginings of a moustache,
a starter-stash specifically refers to pubescent boys.

Tina: Hey check out that hunk!
Trixie: EW yeah right look at his starter-stash, looks like he got into a garden of pubes!
Tina: GAG, yur right.

by luxla November 15, 2007

starter spouse

The first person to whom you wed. Obviously not the last.

In California, the starter spouse and I, often went skiing.

by purdysmom December 23, 2010

Starter Stache

The few hairs on a 13-15 year old boy's upper lip, similar to the Molester Mustache

"His starter stache felt weird when I kissed him after our date that his mom drove us to!"

by K.E.S. June 29, 2008

Starmer Word Salad

The speaking art of talking without actually saying anything at all, to contradict yourself by saying one thing today, then flipping your position tomorrow and the day after, then again the day after that.

The ability to use words like "Laser focused", "Mission driven", "net Zero" or wishy washy non specific rubbery phrases like "We would negotiate" without actually saying what his limits are.

Or the endless flip-flop slogans

Another Future Is Possible
Under New Management
Secure, Protect, Rebuild,
A New Chapter for Britain
Stronger Together
Work, Care, Equality, Security
Security, Prosperity, Respect

On Your Side
Fairer, greener future
Build a better Britain

The art of creating a speech which is essentially word fog, that evaporates on the ether before it hits the ears, the ability to take an enthusiastic audience and have them phoning the Samaritans within 5 minutes of opening you mouth.

Sir Kid Starver was cheered onto the stage, a veritable plethora of meaningless verbiage ensued as the crowd first looked perplexed, started consulting a political thesaurus, moved to checking their fingernails, then looked nervously round the room to equally perplexed faces.

A hubub ran round the room, as correspondent after correspondent as phone came out, phoning the Samaritans for help as they gradually became ever more depressed, disillusioned, and desperate for help.

Back to the political news studio, a long broom hoves into view to poke a sleeping presenter who suddenly wakes up with a shock, "Err Peter, what's your take on Sir Kid Starver's speech?"

"Well Julia it was a classic Starmer word salad of non specific rubbery phrases from the Cuprinol man, a study in Mahogany by the country's greatest dullard"

by The Xmas Grinch August 6, 2023

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by Orianna March 24, 2005