by chHAad February 07, 2021
A starfuck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.
Instead of hanging out with us, Steve wanted to hang out with the John Kerry advance team. What a Starfuck.
by Ralph Macchio November 06, 2004
People who fly into space in magic bubbles and land on random planets. When they get to the planets they begin to have intimate relationships with the stars. Cussing at them, falling in love with them, having sex with them, spilling out the most intimate details of their heart to them. Soon all the stars know the secrets that most people save for their diaries and therapists. And these people, they are Starfuckers.
Oh, and the greatest band ever.
Oh, and the greatest band ever.
by jinxglitter August 12, 2009
The proper (some might say "derogatory", though I hope for the sake of the world they wouldn't) term for the evil coffee making entity sometimes known as Starbucks.
Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).
Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).
by Bartender February 21, 2004
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
The intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!
Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!
by Gunslinger0351 February 04, 2019
Someone that shallowly idolizes and apologizes for celebrities just because they are celebrities in the hope that they can one day be lifted to their iconic level. They are the Hollywood version of a fanboy.
Paris Hilton got famous by being born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She then gathers "fans" through getting drunk at the most lavish and expensive bars across the world and being caught having sex and idiotic things on tape and those fans support, apologize, and minimize her antics. They truly are starfuckers.
by R. Kemp February 14, 2008