starfish surprise

When pounding the vagina at a high rate of speed, you miss the vagina and jab the asshole by mistake.

"Hillary, why are you walking like a duck"? "Uhhg, that asshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise".

by Ben Fugin Cho Mamma July 10, 2012

Starfish

Someone, (usually a female), who just lays there, unmoving, as they are getting fucked.

She had such a smoking hot body, but sadly she was a starfish.

by CooknRide October 11, 2016

Starfish Puffing

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish

Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.

by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009

Lobotomized Starfish

A complete idiot of a person, incapable of performing basic operations.

He was driving like a lobotomized starfish out there!!!

by NASCARJUNKMAN March 1, 2022

starfish salad

the act of licking someone in the starfish shaped poohole. Also known as salad tossing or analingus

After a long day of work, Bates was greeted by a lovely starfish salad from his buddy Gage.

by Drty Dee October 16, 2010

Starbies

What basic white girls say instead of starbucks!

Omg with the best! #starbies
meaning having some starbucks

by comso101 December 18, 2018

Swollen Starfish

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.

"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"

by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011