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Starchild

A person who loves the stars, moon, and anything else in the solar system. They feel particularly happier and at peace at night and during full moons.

One who thinks it is too hard to exist in this world and would much rather be closer to the stars.
starchild: "A star is dying"

bystander: "ok"
by Ava Corr October 21, 2012
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Savage Starchild

A lightworker or individual dedicated to spreading light and healing, but who attracts through unconventional means such as brashness, hijacking, bluntness, insensitivity, and outlandish behavior. Can refer to any enlightened, awakened, or woke individual or being who doesn't conform to the normal stereotype of having the outward appearance of a vegan soy boy peace loving hippie.

While the Savage Starchild still loves all abundantly, they tend to take a more realistic pragmatic approach which focuses less on an individual's feelings of wellbeing being nurtured and instead dish out blunt truths to cause the individual to humble themselves look within, introspectively. Cloaked within this seeming arrogance is a message or gift of pure love, healing, and knowledge

This leads to two reactions...
1. In an individual who isn't ready for enlightenment, the individual resists the message of love and assumes the Savage Starchild meant harm, and attempts to argue back - which is usually impossible due to the savage starchild's supreme projection of confidence.
2. Typically in enlightened or near-enlightened individuals, the savage starchild's message is embraced and championed as a pinnacle of humor or confidence. This results in bandwagoning, leading to the message being more readily absorbed.
"That Facebook group The Savage Starchild goes hard af... How does a healer go so hard?"

"Never engage a Savage Starchild in linguistic combat, lest you be destroyed and miss out on their profound gift of healing and wisdom."

"The Savage Starchild serves to effect healing and spreading of knowledge in individuals who normally wouldn't approach the passive peace-loving lightworkers. These individuals value bluntness, have a great sense of humor, and don't take life too seriously. They see anyone who is offended by their methods as weak, unevolved, and egotistical."
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
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Starched Sock

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.
Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!
by Big Chimper July 7, 2003
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Starchies

man my starchies could split a melon in half.
by x August 24, 2004
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Starcher

"hey man dont fuck with a Starcher, you'll probably get ur ass beat"
by commonthug February 20, 2009
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Starchitarian

A primarily Vegetarian, low fat, high carbohydrate diet based on resistant starches. Popularized and promoted by Dr. John McDougall.
That Starchitarian is healthy AND buff!
by Shreddys September 20, 2014
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Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around
MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
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