"Starburst" refers to a rare phenomenon,that blights misfortunate
female adult film actresses. With the advent of "monstor cock" movies, the starburst has become a growing albeit still rare problem. A starburst is the painful consequence of a pornstar having either their
vag or ring visciously split open by an enormous penis. The risk is magnified if 2 members enter
one entrance in a double donging. Fisting is also a cause of intra pubic fissures.
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of
KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty
bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:
1. STEM the
flow of
blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole
2. PLACE an ice pack on said area
3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing
4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.
5. KILL time by having a
wank(Applicable only to pornstars)
RECTAL STARBURST - back passage fissure
VAGINAL STARBURST- Serious
split/tear of the pussy
A&E STARBURST- Extreme life threatening Starburst
S&M STARBURST - Purposeful
split to create a pleasure/
pain sensation -(use S-P-U-N-K if you decide to try this)
