An alpha male, a perfect specimen. Let me tell you something, they’re someone who hasn’t even begun to peak because when they start to peak they’ll peak all over everybody. A golden god if you will. Someone who’s body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. Someone who’s nose alone was chiselled by the gods themselves. Someone who’s penis can go from flaccid to erect in mere seconds. Someone everybody wants to be

“I’m a five star man!” Said Dennis.

five star man by Thetrashman January 19, 2021

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Stamanese

A language used by dancers from Stamaland.

Learn Stamanese with Mattie: "saw this big ass mosquito chillin’ in my room so i got the spray thing and sprayed the shtz out of it and then it can’t fly anymore so i just look for random things in my room to spray but no more so i took my eye drop thing and put like 5 drops on that lil bietch and then it stopped moving so i went downstairs and took the thing you take to clean glass and i sprayed that sht some more and then i took a napkin and cleaned it off and FLUSHED THAT LIL SHET IN THE TOILET YEEEEEEE" - Mattie Nguyen

Stamanese by babyonetime June 23, 2010

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Five star man

A god, a golden god, has to have his tools
Owns a sweet car and is the brains and the looks. Always demonstrates his value

Hot girl 1: hey you know Gabriel?
Hot girl 2: yeah he’s a real five star man!

Five star man by Dennis reynolds77 March 19, 2021

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starwanker

Anyone who is suspected of fapping to the concept of a robot or space alien coming on to a human or vice-versa in a science fiction movie, anime, or series - no matter how little is seen in it. Their obsession in this fantasy is so deep that they hold little to no attraction to woman in the real world even those that attempt to make advances on them.

"Do you think Richard has that latest Anime, "Crystal Heart" about the robot girl making out with its creator ?"
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."

starwanker by dw8177 June 20, 2017

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