staph

An infection usually associated with surgery that can spread through the body and cause death. BTW its very contagious gl all you doctors

A: A doctor gave johnny staph during surgery.
B: Cool! Now we can beat the third level of dungeons and dragons!
A: He died...

by c0ntr0l October 27, 2007

staphen

A male with 2 wives in seperate locations with them not being aware of each other. Typical excuses are working nightshift or working late.

Staphen likes his wives in pairs.

by Juan Tana Mera May 24, 2018

stapod

A person beyond stupid

A: Wha's 9 + 10?
B: Umm.. 21
A: U STAPOD

by ZynChroMaTiK November 21, 2018

stapoop

the process of only being able to poop staplers

I can not come out tonight I have stapoop!

by Cora Nolise Gim June 19, 2019

shart staph

In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.

“Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”

by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020

staphoid-trimodgulator-whojacka-mapivi

the definition of anything that you have lost and that you are trying to find.

after a big night being extremly off chops i was walking around my friends house looking in rooms and under stuff and they asked, what are you looking for? to which i replied, my staphoid-trimodgulator-whojacka-mapivi.
also can be and example of someone who has lost their shit e.g. mind, remote, phone

by CHUBBZ05 April 1, 2010

Staphany

Tends to hang out at other people's places and carries large laptops. Likes to play video games. Is a sexual goddess. Real fast.

Oh my god, that girl is such a Staphany!

by TJIRosie January 26, 2014