Stapler

A tool to break your fingers with

I broke my finger with a stapler

by Shrek the Justin March 26, 2023

Stapler

Referring to a black person "porch monkey".
Most staplers are black in general. Also can be know as: Stape; or Baby Stape for younger blacks.

Black person: "Ay yo waddup gangsta."
White person: "Damn staplers are taking over the city."

by blameitonmymom July 9, 2009

stapler

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

by Leon9 July 19, 2004

stapler

a short range office weapon

if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....

by apoi December 19, 2009

stapler

clingy bitches at woodport

this stapler (steph) wouldnt leave me alone when i getting crunk at woodport

by Jason Attard1 November 7, 2012

stapler

Code word used amongst theater people in the Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone auto-correct incident.

"I totally just got a text from my stapler!"
"My stapler has resorted to late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm your number one stapler."

by jennriffic September 30, 2011

stapler

When having sex you put the girls legs above your head and stick your dick into her mouth and start humping

He started to stapler her

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020