Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.
"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."
"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."
by footballdudes September 1, 2009
Get the Stapesmug. Name for a pillow stuffed with the down and feathers of ducks, chickens and geese. Most commonly available in Turkey and Ukraine.
"This is a very fine pillow. Where did you get it?"
"It is a Stapes pillow. Made of the finest duck, chicken and geese feathers and down."
"Niiiice."
"It is a Stapes pillow. Made of the finest duck, chicken and geese feathers and down."
"Niiiice."
by farmerbailey September 1, 2009
Get the Stapesmug. Name for a bra designed for, and by, men. Usually green or dark blue, as many men with moobs object to the colours pink and lemon yellow.
"Hi, my name is Albert, and I'm looking for a stapes, size XL?"
"Of course, sir, we'll be with you right away."
"Thank you kindly."
"Of course, sir, we'll be with you right away."
"Thank you kindly."
by ihavemoobs September 1, 2009
Get the Stapesmug. "Come here, Stapes. You are a good house elf, are you not?"
"Yes, master."
"Then bring me Harry Potter, or I will cut off your head and put it on a plaque, but only after eating your entrails."
"Yes master."
"Yes, master."
"Then bring me Harry Potter, or I will cut off your head and put it on a plaque, but only after eating your entrails."
"Yes master."
by BIGGESTHARRYFANEVER September 1, 2009
Get the Stapesmug. by MrZero December 10, 2009
Get the Stapesmug. Tradition farm word for a duck that is in heat.
"God, did you see that pair of Stapes? They've been going at it all day!"
"God, did you see that pair of Stapes? They've been going at it all day!"
by farmerduck September 1, 2009
Get the stapesmug. by iamstapes September 1, 2009
Get the stapesmug.