stapes 

A rare type of orange

"I love nectarines," Said Katie.
"Oh God, no," Said Anne in disagreement. "Stapes oranges are definitely my favourite.

stapes by ilovefruit September 1, 2009

stapes 

Leprechaun slang - extremely insulting leprechaun curse.

"YOU ARE A STAPES!"
"I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CROCK OF GOLD, ASSHOLE!"

*Scene from "The Life of A Leprechaun" by Patrick Barry

stapes by leprtam September 1, 2009

Stapes 

A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.

"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."

Stapes by lettucce September 1, 2009

stapes 

The sibling of a Venus Flytrap. Likes to eat staples.

"That flower just ate my homework!"
"That's because it's a stapes."

stapes by flowerpoewer September 1, 2009

Stapes 

Shortcut for staples.

"Hey, Andrew, can you pass me that box of stapes, please?"
"Sure thing, Ken."

Stapes by iamablob September 1, 2009

Stapes 

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."

Stapes by footballdudes September 1, 2009

stapes 

german slang for a knicker stain.

"Oh, Gunther, did you see the size of the stapes in my knickers last night?"

stapes by iamgermany September 1, 2009