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A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.
"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."
by lettucce September 01, 2009

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