A
large wart usually found on the
left buttock. Makes it painful to
sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.
"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said
Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked
Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a
rabbit."
