When you're on the deck of a boat, approaching your destination, and everyone on board just stands there, staring ahead until you arrive.
by PseuDiddlyEudonym March 19, 2013
Get the Boat Standing mug.n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.
In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.
In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.
Ned: "Dude, where were you?"
Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."
Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."
by SnacksCCM November 4, 2013
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A Canadian Standoff.
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Me and Kennidy went to Which-wich and were caught standing stupid trying to figure out what and how to order.
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Her: i don't care. You don't have a leg to stand on.
Him: oh! Fuck you!
Her: i don't care. You don't have a leg to stand on.
Him: oh! Fuck you!
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Get the Don't Have a leg to stand on mug.A Brooklyn standoff is when multiple roommates want to stay in a rent controlled or super cheap apartment but have grown to hate each other and can absolutely not live together anymore.
Man I hate my roommates so much these days but no one will move out because we all know we couldn't get a better deal. It's turned into a real Brooklyn standoff. standoff stalemate brooklyn roommates rent rentistoodamnhigh
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