by roxxor February 19, 2004
rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?
me: yeah, dawg.
rob: did you get her in bed?
me: standard
me: yeah, dawg.
rob: did you get her in bed?
me: standard
by mark April 30, 2003
a word that is used in many parts of the UK specifically manchester, it is used usually as a response to something good, or used like the word 'fit' to describe an attractive person, also it can be used to describe something good like a football match score or computer game
by fuckinstandard June 06, 2011
1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.
2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.
2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.
Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly"
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."
by TheGlueGunner June 13, 2011
Harry - I can't believe joey got with Olivia
Spencer - I know she's a right mong
Harry - he's got no standards
Spencer - I know she's a right mong
Harry - he's got no standards
by Sumborino February 21, 2017
I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.
by RopeSnake November 04, 2017
Another name for a manual transmission cars. Back when automatic first came out, all the cars had manual transmissions and automatic was optional, so cars came standard with a manual transmission.
That honda civic is a standard transmission.
by Marcus Taylor February 11, 2006