stampede breakfast

When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.

I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.

by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017

stampede tramp

Someone who goes to cowtown stampede dressed like they are looking to get attention so they can take a random home .

Stampded tramp Intentionally looking for fresh men.. usually waited all year . For this event

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Check out the stampede tramp ..

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

Stampede Style

Something done in a way evocative of the rambunctious nature of the Calgary Stampede.

“I rode that guy Stampede Style.”

by Hairinthecream October 9, 2023

Turdal stampede

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Mushroom Stampede

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010

Vash The Stampede

Vash the Stampede is a legendary gunman from the anime Trigun. He’s reputation is not correct to his character. He will never kill anyone or let any one die in any circumstance no matter how the situation looks. There is only one person he has killed, and he is ever remorseful. Vash is a person that every one fears and no one be leaves that he is Vash because he is nothing like his reputation of destroying entire towns if he wants to, and killing thousands on a whim. He will intimidate any one to save a life.

"Total Slaughter,
Total Slaughter.
I won't leave a single man alive.

La de da de dai,
Genocide.
La de da de duh,
An ocean of blood.

Let's begin the killing time."
-Vash

by VMVash April 20, 2005

Vash The Stampede

Main character of the anime Trigun. Peaceful man, despite the vicious rumors surrounding his past. Brother of Millions Knives.

Vash the Stampede! I order you to stop right there!

by Blargh April 22, 2003