Stalinium

The strongest metal ever created made in 1000 B.C.E by the ancient northern Russian colony known as the Stallony. It was used in the Great Russian War known as the ба́бушка or “babushka” if translated. This material is stronger than beskar and can only be forged by true northern Russians.

Only the true Russian bears of the north can craft Stalinium!!!

by the big snutch March 25, 2021

Stalinium

The hardest element that is known to man, named after the 1922-1953 Russian leader Joseph Stalin. (Note that it isn't real.)

The tank is made of PURE STALINIUM!

by StolenStalin April 19, 2017

Stalinium

A metal forged by Stalin himself in the caves deep in Siberia, he commonly used his own sweat, bear blood form bears witch himself strangled, vodka and potato juice to glue it together, this material was used during 1939-1990’s. This material is not recognized by any country neither does it exist on the periodic table.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.

Rick: Jimmy do you see that T-72 over there?

Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready

*bounces on the side*

Rick: fucking Stalinium

by I_consume_littlechildren June 5, 2022

Chernobyl Uranium Stainium

The Chernobyl Uranium Stainium is when one shits in their pants so hard it has to be considered a nuclear accident.

You hear about John's Chernobyl Uranium Stainium?

by Coco puffs chomper December 3, 2020

Stalinium

Stalinium is not a metal but rather an aloy. It’s made by smelting communite, stalinite, and bias. It’s an alor designed to absorb kinetic energy and disperse it. It was used to make soviet tanks during world war 2, and later used for other vehicles. There were prototypes of planes made out of it but the aloy was heavier than expected and hard to shape, despite it being a light aloy. It was used from 1932-1963. The materials to make it were found within the mines of gulags scattered around the Siberian Taiga. Stalin had the idea to smelt them together to make a strong aloy capable of deflecting German shells. They combined the light aloy with the idea of sloped armor to make almost invincible tanks. The Germans however found Uranium within German occupied Poland and made Uranium shells. The Uranium shells rather increased the strength of the Stalinium making it stronger. The Soviets then added Uranium to the manufacturing process in order to make it stronger.

“Stalinium is a strong yet light aloy.”

by Legally Skilled December 3, 2020

Stallonism

A school of film making that centres on action flicks. Specifically, high-budget action flicks that centre around a bad-ass actor playing a bass-ass character being bad-ass for around 90 minutes.

The plot is often excluded/unnecessary.

Well, it had Jason Statham in it but it was obviously a piece of Stallonism.

by Howe_zat July 9, 2010

Stalinism Anarchocapitalism

Stalinism Anarchocapitalism (Also know as Stancapism or Stancap) is a political theory that supports an authoritarian state that provides individual and market freedom for all citzens and the state is the main provider of private iniciative.

On stalinism anarchocapitalism, the state is free and the market is authoritarian.

by Nazpsi March 12, 2019