stalkward

something that is both awkward, and stalker-ish

Ben: "I want to have you baby!"

Kendra:"STALKWARD!!"

by RoboBoogy December 7, 2011

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stalkward

a combination of the words "stalk" and "awkward", used to describe a person that is strangely and inexplicably informed/knowledgeable of another person's activities; also used to describe situations in which you could conclude that you were being followed/watched but probably not, and so it is just awkward.

"Oh man, how did he know that I went to Richmond yesterday? I haven't seen him in three months! That is so stalkward."

"This is getting a little stalkward. This is the fourth day in a row that I've bumped into you."

by iamlit May 14, 2009

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stalkward

(adj.) an awkward situation caused by running into someone that quite possibly is stalking you

Woah, dude. How did she know that we were going to be here? Wasn't that stalkward?

by jicky98 January 17, 2009

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Stalkward

When someone is stalking you very awkwardly. This can be via facebook, twitter, flickr, or even someone literally following you.

"Oh my god, this cringy guy keeps talking to me, its just so stalkward!"

"Stalkward turtle."

"I can't help being stalkward, you are just so hot!"

by gaga_eljayne_monster13 November 7, 2011

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stalkward

To awkwardly stalk someone.

"Hey! Isn't that the guy who was siting behind us on the bus yesterday?"
"Ah, stalkward."
or
"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"No, I don't think so"
"No I do! Oh I know, from social networking site.....oh..stalkward."

by Miss KTrain March 31, 2009

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Stalkwarding

When talking with someone in person, trying not to seem like you know too much about them despite having stalked them on Facebook and knowing details of their life.

I have a feeling that this guy is Stalkwarding me

by Interius July 16, 2021

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