An element from the periodic table of awesome. The only known source comes from the blood of Josef Stalin. 1000 times more radioactive than radium.
Discovered in 2006 by Spicer.
Discovered in 2006 by Spicer.
by mark_oo00 May 15, 2006
Get the Stalinium mug.A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.
The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.
The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.
These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!
by Jerkson October 1, 2010
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The strongest metal ever created made in 1000 B.C.E by the ancient northern Russian colony known as the Stallony. It was used in the Great Russian War known as the ба́бушка or “babushka” if translated. This material is stronger than beskar and can only be forged by true northern Russians.
by the big snutch March 25, 2021
Get the Stalinium mug.The hardest element that is known to man, named after the 1922-1953 Russian leader Joseph Stalin. (Note that it isn't real.)
by StolenStalin April 19, 2017
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by Ofashea October 6, 2020
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Listen, shut the fuck up or I'll stalinize your ass!
If you don't cut it out I'll go stalin on your ass!
If you don't cut it out I'll go stalin on your ass!
by CornMaster February 2, 2004
Get the stalinize mug.A metal forged by Stalin himself in the caves deep in Siberia, he commonly used his own sweat, bear blood form bears witch himself strangled, vodka and potato juice to glue it together, this material was used during 1939-1990’s. This material is not recognized by any country neither does it exist on the periodic table.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.
Rick: Jimmy do you see that T-72 over there?
Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready
*bounces on the side*
Rick: fucking Stalinium
Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready
*bounces on the side*
Rick: fucking Stalinium
by I_consume_littlechildren June 5, 2022
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