Adjective. The in between phase of one's journey towards becoming crunchy. During this phase the subject is aware of what they must do to become more environmentally friendly, vegan, minimalist, etc. but have not been able to completely let go of the traditional "Maximalist" lifestyle.
Just like a breadcrumb that is getting stale..it is not quite crunchy yet.
Just like a breadcrumb that is getting stale..it is not quite crunchy yet.
"Kristin decided to make her own homemade, zero waste, environmentally friendly, vegan, fat free, gluten free, politically correct, all natural dish soap and laundry detergent...but she still uses paper towels, buys Starbucks, and posts to Facebook from her iPhone. She is getting stale....not quite crunchy yet."
by SICST9 June 14, 2017
Get the Stalemug. by Pseudo-fuck-a-nym October 12, 2017
Get the Stalemug. "hey dude you wanna go lift?" 'Naw man im to tired' "dude stop being so stale" 'its not my fault i smoked to much weed last night'
by jack daniels blacked out October 21, 2010
Get the Stalemug. Being so boring that everyone is just cringing away because somone has nothing new, cool, funny or interesting to introduce to others
Mr.McGuffin is so stale we're all just waiting for the class to end already
Bro your pickup game was so stale even 2 day leftover popcorn gives out more zesty flavor to conversations
Bro your pickup game was so stale even 2 day leftover popcorn gives out more zesty flavor to conversations
by TheDankerBanker September 4, 2016
Get the Stalemug. by xxj4de September 7, 2017
Get the Stalemug. by home dyke April 22, 2006
Get the stalemug. by Anonymous June 2, 2003
Get the stalemug.