shit stains

When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains.

Ah! I found shit stains in alyssa's pantie drawer!

by Shaniqua Bobiqua May 26, 2006

Stainstorming

To contemplate a complex work issue while relieving oneself on the toilet. Differs slightly from slogging (s*hit logging) in that it can often be done in concert depending on the capacity of the facilities in the office.
Also closely related to core system log export.

Ralph devised an excellent solution to solve the big clients issues while stainstorming after $1 burrito day at the cantina.

by VBAHole22 November 3, 2007

cum stains

male or female love juice that has been left to dry on an absorbent surface, usually dark sheets or underwear.

Fuck look at these cum stains! My mom is gonna know I regularly beat off in bed when she cleans my sheets.

by ennisinaus July 25, 2010

pit stains

When pools of sweat accumulate beneath the arm pits; Caused by over heating.
Can be prevented by using anti-perspirent

Mr. Kushner has pit stains

by Rob spank December 21, 2005

west staines

da home of Ali G, innit.

I is from da West Staines massive

by International Bad Boy November 28, 2004

semen stains

stains that are obviously fucking semen.

I wish that I could say i had semen stains on my bra from Lil Wayne.

by coocooo June 10, 2008

west staines massive

Da best peoples united gang in de world. In The main mans own words himself, “ respect”

Jebecky: So, where are you from? ;)
Jared: Me is from da da west staines massive, ims the main man ovathere.
Jebecky: Are you like five years old? :|
Jared: Yo true

by anonymous November 14, 2020