Rebekah Stabler

Generally a sweaty gypsy who hasnt had a wash for many fortnights, likes to lick windows and lamposts.

Usually can be seen with a cold sore/love bite on her eyelid, and with illuminous grotty lips.

Hated mostly by everyone especially her teachers, mainly because shes a bit retarded.

Has an imaginary friend named Mohammed who she talks to on a regularly basis.

She lurks around the sewers and swamps waiting for her next meal to arrive, while she waits she sharpens her teeth and toenails.

'Omg look at that Rebekah Stabler going into the sewer, shes dirty'

'Wow everyone can see Rebekah Stabler in the dark with those bright lips'

'Urgh i think i can smell Rebekah Stabler, she needs a wash.'-

by Iya Sxc January 17, 2011

Stabler

(noun.)
pronunciation: stab•lr
a person whom stabs and strangles one to death

person one: i just heard that a stabler was in the area last night
person two: wow, i hope the families are okay, that's rough..

by Mal Angelus January 19, 2023

A Real Stabler

A person/thing that is stubborn, narcissistic, arrogant son of a bitch but you love it no matter what

That guy is a real stabler

by parsidot June 2, 2018

stabler

a particularly gay form of walk particularly practiced by cyclists.

look at him stabler, looks as if he had plenty man fat last night.

by studhom August 24, 2004

Stableyized

To be utterly clueless in a specific area. To have zero skill or knowledge of a topic.

Jack was stableyized when it came to HTML code.

by Malcom Jamal May 13, 2005

The Stabler

A haircut reserved for top detectives, usually in the NYPD Special Victims Unit. It consists of having the front-half of one's head shaved, coupled with a gradually receeding hairline. Brings one the power to knock random, innocent citizens around without a warrent, or frankly, even reason.

Elliot became a douche lately. Ever since he got The Stabler, he has been shoving people into walls and asking them where the knife is. I don't know.

by StablerandBenson December 12, 2011

Staplerydis

When you randomly find staples in your hair

“I just found staples in my hair”
“Oh no, you have staplerydis”

by Random24 January 16, 2018