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squidge

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart
Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
by NCKnobster September 8, 2011
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Squidget

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"
"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.
by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009
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squidgedoo

a squidgedoo is a term referring to a native new zealand species of a bear cub. It can also be used in terms of irrelevance to nothing whatsoever. squidgedoo?

Squidgedoos have a distinctive mating call only heard during a waning moon in August in Howick, Auckland, New Zealand. It sounds like a savage sneeze. It can attract all sorts of parrot-birds and possum-rodents, cheese-dogs and minibuses (dohlahz).
haw haw haw! souffle! squidgedoo in ma behleh!

AH CHEE WHOOOO!
by E PON MON CHO April 2, 2009
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Skwidge

1. The squishy sound made when you step in something squishy like mud or a fresh turd

2. When something is thrown and makes a squishy sound, like a tomato getting launched at a wall really hard

3. Ya Mum lol

4. A really wet sounding fart that is heard by a few people

5. Lincoln iz a skwidge

Also - a Proffesional Skwidger is a person that goes around and make as many Skwidges as possible
I thought it was a rock until i stepped on it and heard that terrifying skwidge, i knew then that it wasnt a rock

Me and some friends were Skwidge-ing our way through some thick mud on our way to the river
by MattyBoi (.)(.)ha i made boobz February 12, 2010
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Swidge

Ur hed, mate.
How can I use swidge in a sentence, when he would never use me like that?
by Hatwater February 20, 2018
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Squidge

To hug someone enthusiastically and with vigour!
Ooh Kaily is so scrumptious sometimes I just want to squidge her!
by anodenzyme August 19, 2006
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Squidge

The intense feeling and urge to munch or squeeze an extremely cute animal or animal baby. It is an emotional experience not a physical one. It is not taken literally and should never result in actual damage to the animal
I just want to squidge that cute little teeny kitten
by UglyC May 30, 2014
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