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Squamous

(adj.) Something nastier than fuck, used to describe something unpleasant and can commonly be found to insult a comrade right in front of their own eyes
"Dude that fart was squamous as fuck"

"Yo Doug, you're looking rather squamous today!" -as Doug rolls up with the Walmart 11's and a reverse mohawk
-WDew
by Cleatus II April 10, 2019
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Squoats

1. Eating oats and then doing squats or vice-versa.
2. Eating oats while doing squats.
Bro 1: "Bro, is today your squats and oats day?"

Bro 2: "Dudemanbro, every day is squoats day!"
by cez31 February 19, 2011
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squambelly

Someone with a huge, flabby enlargement of the abdomen, genitals, and thigh area that that looks like an ass, otherwise known as a front butt
My bus driver is a squambelly.
by Pupe Docta November 2, 2008
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Squim Trail

When your girl rubs her post coital cum and juice filled pussy all up and down your chest leaving a wet, shimmering trail of love juices.
Kayla gave me a squim trail last night braaaaahhh. It was thick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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Squimpin

If something is squimpin, its awesome, amazing, poggers.

A primal state of being that only chads and/or alphas can attain.
"Yoo, Steve got a lambo, thats squimpin!!!"
"Bro i just go $20, im squimpin."
by Borkdoggo8 April 30, 2021
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squimming

A drinking game where a participant uses their buttocks to grab a quarter and walk with it as far as possible.

Once the quarter(s) have been secured by the buttocks then no other part of the body may be used to carry the quarter.

If another body part is used other than the buttocks then the distance from the beginning is marked where the participant used another body part for assistance.

Additionally no props may be used to hold the quarter in place.

Only buttocks and the quarter -- nothing else.

Others participants use the same method to see how far they can carry the quarter using their buttocks in relation to the initial participant.

The participant who carries it the furthest wins the game. The losers must then imbibe a drink at the discretion of the winner.

For increased difficulty the participants can be asked to carry more than one quarter.

Additionally the method of walking can be varied and is up to the participant.
Once at a camping party a couple of people decided that they were going to participate in a friendly game of squimming.
by Arctic Gnomes April 11, 2008
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Squoffee

Standard coffee drink for Sasquatched, Yeti-sized human beings, that, by virtue of their size, require a disproportionate amount of caffeine.
"Did you try Yeti's Squoffee yet(i)?"

"Yeah, I'm damn near euphoric."
by corywilkerson December 14, 2008
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