Squirtains

When a guy who just loves to rub against silk curtains ejaculates so much onto them that they become hard and crusty with dried semen. Ideally they will steadily grow in size until there is at least an inch thick layer of semen caked onto the curtains. At this point they are ready for harvesting. Cut the layer into one inch by one inch squares and sell them to your friends.

"Dried semen squares, directly from my living room squirtains. The melt-in-your mouth feeling that we all know and love!"

by StupidlyDumb186 October 22, 2018

Squirtatious

a. To squirt continuously and frequently.

b. The ability to squirt without reaching an orgasm

c. To motivate, by means of squirting

d. Great corporate quality

So squirtatious, she's full of herself. Literally.

by Shadisfaction July 31, 2009

Squitty Bubbler

Similar to Creampie,

This rare occassion is something that can happen during a cream pie if the reciever breaks wind (Farts) and the cum bubbles

Thus Squitty bubbler!

John: "I got with some right sket lastnight!"
Dave: "Have much fun?"
John: "Yeah man it all ended with a squitty bubbler!"
Dave: "Dude...gross!"
Dave: "+10ManPoint's though!"

by Teraphinx March 15, 2010

squatta

An old out of shape car; a beat up ride

My niggas be rollin in they squatta all day like it looks good or somethin

by Jessie from da block ;-) July 22, 2003

squirtastic

A person so hot, they make any other person of either gender instantaniously squirt

Bitch was squirtastic like whoa!

by haimo February 12, 2008

squitters

Sputtery, disgusting type of crap where you blow your hole out. The toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. Can also be used as verb.

I had the squitters after eating that prune pie.

Last night I had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of Natty Light. This morning I squittered my brains out for two hours.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

Squirtacial

The act of making a girl squirt so hard the squirt ends up on her face.

Damn that squirtacial was messy.

I want a squirtacial ! Please.

by phantom one January 3, 2011